The well-anticipated arrival for the chickens is back! With a fresh new squad of the Pollos Locos, the chickens this year are here to storm the playing field. With hot team lineup of 24 small chickens, these birds assure terror alongside prosperity with their rule, pledging for a new era of no fowl play. … Continue reading Pollos Locos
Category: The Avocado
Unclassified EAC Head Application
In an effort to motivate budding environmentalists, the administration has released an inspiring EAC application.
Community Hell Bent on Rewarding Every Assembly Announcement with Standing Ovation
The Thacher Community has been found to discard all rationale in the face of assembly announcements.
TBH User Reminisces Over the ‘Good ‘Ol Days’
A TBH user offers his insight into what life was like one week ago.
After Pig’s Disappearance, Sophomore Boy Not as Satisfied When Putting Bacon in Pig Bin
Since the campus pig's disappearance, a sophomore boy grapples with an emotional realization.
Seniors Under Impression Wandering has ‘Numerous Health Benefits’
Convinced of Wandering's positive effects, seniors are eager to share their misguided assumptions with the community.
Sophomores Declare War In Effort to Displace Freshmen from Public Spaces
Sophomores have abandoned diplomacy as the complex geopolitical quagmire endures.
After Criticism, Administration Moves Quiet Time between 2:30 a.m. and 3:00 a.m.
Quiet Time has been a point of contention in recent days. Fortunately, the administration has a solution.
A Head Waiter’s Crucible
“I don’t get it,” the faculty at the table told me. What do you mean you don’t get it, I thought. That joke was pure gold. How could you not see its ingenuity? The others at the table traded uncomfortable glances, the same hesitant and worrisome faces one makes when their parents discuss the taboo. … Continue reading A Head Waiter’s Crucible